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            Dabel Brothers Publishing, the comic book industry mavericks responsible for adapting the likes of Jim Butcher, Laurell K. Hamilton, and George R.R. Martin, announced today that they will next tackle Robert Jordan's Wheel of Time series. The series, left unfinished by Jordan's death last year, covers eleven volumes, one sequel, and one prior adaptation by Dabel Brothers Publishing, A New Spring. The final volume of of Jordan's series will be completed next year by Brandon Sanderson, a writer chosen by Jordan's editor/widow, Harriet McDougal.

Clive Barker needs your help if you are a fan of horror films. Mr. Barker has an adaptation of one of his short stories in "The Books of Blood" entitled "Midnight Meat Train"; starring Vinnie Jones and directed by Ryuhei Kitamura. This is to be Kitamura's first american release and the reactions of fans at early screenings of the film seem to really enjoy the film despite the fact that it is a horror movie. It seems that even Mr. Barker is pleased with artisitic interpretation of his story.

Covering the premiere of Clubless at Gurnee Cinema in Gurnee, Illinois!

Show starts at 11pm, and it may be the only theatrical film I enjoy this weekend...
See you at the movies!

ARGs hit a new low
By
Michael C. Riedlinger
Editor-In-Chief

So a couple of days ago, various genre news outlets, writers and filmmakers began receiving strange, mysterious black envelopes. Inside were letters featuring what looked like ancient script. Now, we at Dorkgasm love a good ARG, so our interest was piqued. We ate up the news that this might be tied to a video game, or a new film project. Of course, we sought out content and were directed to http://chishio.jp

There, we found the following:

So, I brought you a picture of Justin Chatwin a little while ago in the guise of Goku from the Dragon Ball Z movie. It would seem that a lot of people thought it looked kinda... you know...

Fucking stupid.

Well, I have more cast pics available now, and I think we will all be able to agree that this does not inspire any confidence whatsoever. So, without any further ado, I bring to you...

Joon Park as "Yamcha"

I received an e-mail from the fine people who organize horrorfest every year and I learned something very interesting. It seems that there was one film from the 2007 Afterdark Horrorfest that was left out because the content of said movie was too horrific for mainstream theathers, they basically refused to show it.

The petition has now reached 203,000 signatures.
Future updates to come.
Now, come on people, can someone start a petition to end the careers of anyone and everyone with the creation of "meet the spartans"? Seriously, Uwe's movies may suck some ass, but they've never made any money, yet another "(something) movie" will come out soon, and will undeniably make enough money to warrant another one, and undeniably suck 100 times harder than anything Uwe ever did.
Just my thoughts...

Alright, I loved postal as much as the next guy (if that next guy actually saw it, but holy fuckin crap, there is an online petition to stop Uwe Boll from ever making a film again. He's gone on record stating that if over 1 million people sign this petition, he'll give up.
So make your voice heard. Whether you love him (cough cough Ken cough) or hate him, (cough cough everyone Cough COUGH) this could be the end of Dr. Boll's film making career.
The petition is already at nearly 138,000 signatures.
You can "sign" the petition at http://www.petitiononline.com/RRH53888/petition.html

If you haven't heard that there is a new Incredible Hulk film that is coming out this June you may have been living under a rock however, if you would like to bring yourself back into the world of living then check out this link over to MTV where the trailer premiered this week or go see Doomsday this Friday where it will be attached. This thing is going to be amazing. Here is the link :http://www.mtv.com/overdrive/?id=1583143&vid=215625. Please do yourself a favor and check this out.

I can't believe it either.

Bonus: It checks your blood for disorders all the time.