Obituaries

Henry Gibson | Obituaries

Henry Gibson, the actor who brought many memorable roles to life with a style all his own, passed from this world on September 14th, 2009. He was 73.

Patrick Swayze | Obituaries

Nobody Puts Dalton In A Corner
By
Michael C. Riedlinger
Editor-In-Chief

According to the Associated Press, Patrick Swayze has died tonight, September 14, 2009. He was 57.

We all know he's been fighting pancreatic cancer for the last two years, but that didn't really slow him down, did it? Turn on a TV in America at any given time, and you're bound to see Swayze strutting, busting pool cues, or making pottery with Mrs. Kutcher. Heck, he was in a new show on A&E last season called The Beast. The fact is, Patrick Swayze didn't die today, because you can't kill a legend.

He had a career that wasn't ordinary, by a long shot. While most "leading men" start out in their 20's, Swayze didn't make it as a sex symbol til he was in his thirties. In spite of the women in my life all gushing about his turn in Dirty Dancing, I remember him best for kicking Commie ass in Red Dawn, or kicking preppy "soc" ass in The Outsiders. Face it, Swayze kicked a lot of ass!

Road House, Point Break, To Wong Foo... He kicked ass in all of them! That's right, Patrick Swayze could round house kick your ass out of ANY bar in America wearing a dress! Patrick Swayze was the kind of "movie star" who was never a movie star. He was married to the same woman 34 years. That's longer than most of his fans have been alive! It made him untouchable, and the fact that he made such an impression whenever he was on the screen made him unforgettable. THAT makes him a legend, my friends, and that is undeniable.

Click here to see Patrick Swayze's IMDB page

David Carradine | Obituary



Five Finger Death Punch
By
Michael C. Riedlinger
Editor-In-Chief


          Yep, David Carradine is dead at age 72.  The BBC is reporting that he hanged himself in a closet with a curtain cord in a Bangkok hotel last night.  Why was he in Thailand?  He was apparently there to film a movie called Stretch though let's be honest, none of us would have seen the damn thing, would we have?  Initial reports coming out of the infamous NAMBLA playground indicate no foul play was involved, but a lot of folks have suggested that maybe The Bride could have done it.  Hell, if she had been, this wouldn't be such a sad occurance.

Michael Turner | Obituary

Soulfire Dims
By
Michael C. Riedlinger
Editor-In-Chief


            It is with great sadness that we report that Michael Turner has lost his four year battle with cancer. He passed at Santa Monica Hospital in California last night with friends and family at his side at the age of 37. Turner was the creator of several comic book titles including Fathom, Witchblade and Soulfire, and he founded Aspen Comics in 2003.

George Carlin | Obituaries


Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, Cocksucker, Motherfucker and Tits By Michael C. Riedlinger Editor-In-Chief
            The world is a sadder fucking place now that George Carlin, 71 year-old comedic pioneer, is dead. That's right folks, take him out of your rolodex, or better yet, delete him from your email lists. Shit, who am I kidding? The fact is, George knew he was getting on in years, and he'd be pissed if any of you motherfuckers shed a tear for him. Raise a glass in his name next time you're at a bar and sing his praises.

Charlton Heston | Obituary

Guess It'll Be Easier To Take That Gun Away Now, Huh? Charlton Heston Is Soylent Green! Don't try to follow me. I'm pretty handy with this. Little Light Left In The Forest By Kenneth Holm
Senior Staff Writer
Today it was discovered that Charlton Heston, that God among men, had died at his Beverly Hills home on Saturday evening. He was 84 years old.

Gary Gygax | Obituary

The Late, Great Gary Gygax: A D&D Nerd's Fond Farewell By George German, Jr.
            My fellow pen and paper role playing dorks, it is a sad day for us, indeed. As posted on Yahoo! News at about quarter to 1 PM Central time, Dungeons and Dragons co-creator Gary Gygax, 69, of Lake Geneva, WI, has passed away.

Gary Gygax Dead, 69

Gary Gygax Fails Saving Throw By Joel Bolyard
That's right folks, one of the creator's of DnD has passed on to the great beyond. Too bad there wasn't a cleric on hand with a cure disease or ressurection spell. But in all seriousness... I read a few of the articles about him today and found he had been going through some health issues. However despite having issues he had been running games as recently as January of this year.

Roy Scheider | Obituary

It is with great sadness that we report the passing of Roy Scheider. He passed Sunday at the age of 75 in Little Rock, Arkansas from... Well, shit, they haven't said yet!

Heath Ledger | Obituary

Manhattan today was the scene of a truly sad event. Heath Ledger, star of many films that spanned a twelve year career, was found dead in his downtown Manhattan apartment. He was twenty-eight years old.

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