Obituaries

Michael Turner | Obituary

Soulfire Dims
By
Michael C. Riedlinger
Editor-In-Chief


            It is with great sadness that we report that Michael Turner has lost his four year battle with cancer. He passed at Santa Monica Hospital in California last night with friends and family at his side at the age of 37. Turner was the creator of several comic book titles including Fathom, Witchblade and Soulfire, and he founded Aspen Comics in 2003.

George Carlin | Obituaries


Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, Cocksucker, Motherfucker and Tits
By
Michael C. Riedlinger
Editor-In-Chief

            The world is a sadder fucking place now that George Carlin, 71 year-old comedic pioneer, is dead. That's right folks, take him out of your rolodex, or better yet, delete him from your email lists. Shit, who am I kidding? The fact is, George knew he was getting on in years, and he'd be pissed if any of you motherfuckers shed a tear for him. Raise a glass in his name next time you're at a bar and sing his praises.

Charlton Heston | Obituary

Guess It'll Be Easier To Take That Gun Away Now, Huh?
Charlton Heston Is Soylent Green!
Don't try to follow me. I'm pretty handy with this.
Little Light Left In The Forest
By
Kenneth Holm
Senior Staff Writer

Today it was discovered that Charlton Heston, that God among men, had died at his Beverly Hills home on Saturday evening. He was 84 years old.

Gary Gygax | Obituary

The Late, Great Gary Gygax: A D&D Nerd's Fond Farewell
By
George German, Jr.

            My fellow pen and paper role playing dorks, it is a sad day for us, indeed. As posted on Yahoo! News at about quarter to 1 PM Central time, Dungeons and Dragons co-creator Gary Gygax, 69, of Lake Geneva, WI, has passed away.

Gary Gygax Dead, 69

Gary Gygax Fails Saving Throw
By
Joel Bolyard

That's right folks, one of the creator's of DnD has passed on to the great beyond. Too bad there wasn't a cleric on hand with a cure disease or ressurection spell. But in all seriousness...

I read a few of the articles about him today and found he had been going through some health issues. However despite having issues he had been running games as recently as January of this year.

Roy Scheider | Obituary

It is with great sadness that we report the passing of Roy Scheider. He passed Sunday at the age of 75 in Little Rock, Arkansas from... Well, shit, they haven't said yet!

Heath Ledger | Obituary

Manhattan today was the scene of a truly sad event. Heath Ledger, star of many films that spanned a twelve year career, was found dead in his downtown Manhattan apartment. He was twenty-eight years old.

Robert Jordan | Obituary

This is getting front page importance. Robert Jordan, author of the "Wheel Of Time" series, died Sunday, September 16th. He was 58.

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