Dorkgasm Gonzo Is God

My balls grew to the size of watermelons watching this! I'm off now to eat a whole cow... Alive... and then kick Chuck Norris' ass!!!

God, Chaplin looks perfect for this! I hate the new, Fascist Tony Stark, but there's no hint of him in this from the looks of it!

Well hot damn! I like the use of talent, and the cinematography looks stunning... Wait, did I just say that about a Uwe Boll film? Huh... Still not used to that!

*BLINK* *BLINK BLINK* BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

So, yeah, did I mention I need to pick up another next gen system?!?

A French horror film, I can't say that I've seen many. I suppose Irreversible might count as horror though, 15 minutes of anal rape would disturb anyone. Well, almost anyone.

This reminds me a lot of Stephen King's "Cell" except it's the TV that's the devil.

Drugs are bad mmkay?