Dorkgasm Gonzo Is God

Holy crap holy crap holy crap holy crap!!!! I can't believe it, but it looks like Zack Snyder has actually done it...
Tape your jaw shut now, because you're going to have a hard time shutting it after you see this!

My reaction to the teaser for this was rather poor. It didn't look interesting, and I worried it was simply going to rip off the style of Robert Rodriguez' Sin City. This newest trailer proves that wrong, and made me wet my little dorky pants!!! Pull out the kleenex, boys and girls, and watch this little gem now!

Holy crap! The trailers that debut this week are AMAZING! First up, Batman himself, Christian Bale, saves humanity from *)(^)*&(%^%*(_100101101001010100101010010010010100001010101010100010101010
SKYNET SAYS: JUST WATCH IT...

Why do they call it Pineapple Express? Will it actually be funny, or is it just another dumb stoner mess? How did James Franco get work after Spider-Man 3? All this and more in the Red Band trailer!

...Okay, maybe not the part about Franco, he still bugs me.

The Punisher is a bad motherfucker and Lexi Alexander is going to prove it! If you do not believe me, then check out this teaser trailer for The Punisher: War Zone and see for yourself. I especially like the part where Frank say he sometimes wishes he could get his hands on God.....

Because we can't see the "Lucasfilm" logo enough these days...

I'm in! I love Hate, and most people will at least know the director of this as the "Gimme the cash!" guy from The Fifth Element...

No, not really... Look at a calender, will ya?!?

New Banner. New Villain. New EVERYTHING!!!!

HULK SMASH!!! Smashy smash smash!!!!

Just watch it, you'll see...

(By the way, this version, with talky dude, is the only one Universal hasn't SMASHED!)

New X-Files 2 Trailer!!