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Death Walks the Streets comics 2011 | Trailer Park

Sysop — Wed, 08 Dec 2010 02:28:24 +0000

Hey, it's new to them, it's new to us, now it's new to you.

The fact is, we've been waiting so long for this project to come to fruition, we'll take what we can get. We understand, and have even covered the issues faced by the production on our site, but suffice to say, we're going on 6 years now. We wish Jim and company the best of luck, and can't wait to see more!

Trailer Park | January 2010

MRiedlinger — Sun, 10 Jan 2010 07:51:16 +0000

So the year kicks off with some seriously cool stuff playing before the movies. Yeah, 2009 sucked balls, and we know it. Let's take a look at Hollywood's first attempt to make up for hosing us last year!

Click below to see trailers and reviews for: The A-Team, Iron Man 2, Kick-Ass, Cop Out, Karate Kid, Knight & Day, Repo Men, The Sorcerer's Apprentice, Clash of the Titans, Robin Hood, Kick-Ass (red-band).

First up, The A-Team. Holy balls, I loved this show as a kid! I wanted to be B.A. Barachus so damn bad, I ran around saying "pity the foo!" til some neighbor kid twice my size got sick of it and pushed me off my bike. Still, I loved the show, had the toys, watched the Mr. T Cartoon, and even at the foo's cereal! If I'd have been able to reach my mother's jewlery box, I would have walked around in her necklaces all day too. from this trailer, it looks like they actually took it seriously, or at least they didn't massacre it and turn it into a bad joke like Hollywood has done so many times before. I'm stoked!

Mickey Rourke is BACK!!! Okay, so there's better reasons to like Iron Man 2 besides Rourke proving he isn't just some washed up schlub like that idiot Dominic West from Punisher: War Zone. I love that Favreau knows and respects the property, and that Don Cheadle gets to wear the Warmachine suit. Who wasn't excited to see Sam Jackson as Nick Fury? And now we get to see more of him! Marvel, as much as I'm not a fan of their current series of books, definitely has it's act together on this!

So, in my opinion, Hollywood fucked up Mark Millar's Wanted, but then again, I'm the one who made the mistake of reading the graphic novel before the movie came out, so maybe I'm a bit biased. In this case, Kick-Ass looks like it's going to actually kick some ass! I've always like the idea of "real people" super-heroes (I'm a Batman guy), so this just hits me where it counts!

What a shitty title! Seriously, Cop Out is just a hater-critics wet dream come true. Add to that the fact the film is directed by Kevin Smith, the dork they all seem to love to hate, and I think someone at Warner Bros. is simply fucking with my favorite fat man because of what he said about the Superman and Wild Wild West projects. Still, it does look marginally funny, and it'll be good to see if Smith can finally get a hit now that he's not sucking at the Weinstein teat.

I'm actually kind of excited about this one. Karate Kid was another fave as a kid (who didn't try to pelican kick for a summer?), and this is another case where the director seems to have taken fandom seriously. So Will Smith's son is taking over "save the world" duty, Jackie Chan is filling in for the late, great Pat Morita, and they've set the film in China, not the lilly-white streets of Cali... Actually, maybe I was sucked in by the Fort Minor song, but still, the "catch the fly with chopsticks" thing at the end of the trailer is totally worth it!

NOT a huge Tom Cruise or Cameron Diaz fan, but Knight & Day looks like it might be fun. I'm a sucker for fun spy flicks, and Tom isn't playing like he's serious in this one really. Besides, after his turn in Tropic Thunder, I think he has the chops to do over the top comedy. I may not be there opening day, but I'll definitely check this one out.

I love red-band trailer, but this one for Repo Men rubs me the wrong way. A lot of people will see this and rightly say, "That looks so bad ass!". The problem is, I think the trailer gives us a little too much. If you really think about it, is there any question about how this one plays out? We've seen this kind of film before, and it is formulaic and, ultimately, disappointing. Still, I'll check it out eventually (we all will, won't we?) and I'll probably enjoy it for what it is. Hell, with the recent success of Sherlock Holmes, the presence of Jude Law might actually give this film a boost at the box office despite how much he reminds me of Iggy Pop back in the heroine days...

Okay, so two Nick Cage films in one year is usually a bad thing. I mean, can he ever be forgiven for Ghost Rider? Maybe, and while Kick-Ass looks like a sure thing for Mr. Cage, The Sorcerer's Apprentice could be a waste of time. The idea is sound, and I dig the premise, but the "wise sage" thing isn't his thing. Who knows, maybe I'm worng, but for now, I'm not holding my breath.

Now, two Liam Neeson films in a year I can handle! After redeeming himself with Avatar, Sam Worthington is also a welcome player in this remake of a classic sword-and-sandle epic. No, the kitschy Harryhausen effects were NOT great, so don't even pretend. This update is not only welcome, but I think necessary. Besides, it's about time someone got the kiddies interested in Greek mythology again!

What can I say? Actually, not much. We know all the players (Ridley Scott and Russell Crow), and we all know the story behind Robin Hood, so I suspect we're going to get exactly what we expect from this version... 'Nuff said.

And that's about it folks. As a special treat, I leave you with the red-band trailer for Kick-Ass. If you didn't watch any of the others, at least watch this. Trust me, I saved one of the coolest for last!

The Book of Eli and more | Trailer Park

MRiedlinger — Tue, 29 Sep 2009 19:51:12 +0000

Of course, the buzz this week is on the new Nightmare on Elm Street trailer, but then I saw this, and it got bumped to number two on this weeks list! Check it out!

Click below to watch trailers for A Nightmare on Elm Street, From Paris With Love (from the makers of Taken), and I Love You Phillip Morris

Solomon Kane and more | Trailer Park

MRiedlinger — Mon, 14 Sep 2009 23:09:56 +0000

Rob Roy vs The Balrog! HOT!! Okay, it looks better than that, but it could easily turn into the kind of garbage SyFy usually dumps on us, so I'll wait and see...

Click below to see trailers for Surrogates, Alice in Wonderland, and Twilight: New Moon

Boondock Saints 2 Red Band and more! | Trailer Park

MRiedlinger — Fri, 04 Sep 2009 04:35:59 +0000

Well the boys are back, and between this and Inglorious Basterds, there might be enough gratuitous violence to piss off Tipper Gore this year! Click below to see trailers for The Road, Agora, The Men Who Stare at Goats, and Christopher Nolan's kick-ass looking INCEPTION... Check out that last one for sure!

Wolfman and more | Trailer Park

MRiedlinger — Thu, 20 Aug 2009 16:38:28 +0000

As a huge fan of the original, I had my doubts... But now I'm stoked!!!
Click "read more" to see trailers for Ong Bak 2, New Moon (werewolves don't look like that! Didn't they watch the Wolfman trailer above?) and James Cameron's Avatar!

ONG BAK 2: The Beginning | Trailer Park

Spud — Wed, 19 Aug 2009 16:43:14 +0000

HOLY SHIT......Tony jaa IS FINALLY BACK. Watch the Trailer that will Literally PUNCH YOU RIGHT IN THE FACE!
It is in Thai, but it doesn't really Matter.....

The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus and much more! | Trailer Park

MRiedlinger — Thu, 13 Aug 2009 02:57:54 +0000

Damn, I think I wet myself!

And there's lots more where that came from! Click "read more" to see trailers for The Lovely Bones, Cirque Du Freak: The Vampire's Assistant, Dorian Gray, The Invention of Lying, and a REDBAND TRAILIER for Legion!

Daybreakers | Trailer Park

MRiedlinger — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 01:27:54 +0000

WOW! Told ya'll vampires don't fucking sparkle!

Inglorious Basterds | Trailer Park

MRiedlinger — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 04:45:18 +0000

"Blow up the basket..." BEST PLAN EVER!