Dorkgasm Gonzo Is God

Holy crap holy crap holy crap holy crap!!!! I can't believe it, but it looks like Zack Snyder has actually done it...
Tape your jaw shut now, because you're going to have a hard time shutting it after you see this!

My reaction to the teaser for this was rather poor. It didn't look interesting, and I worried it was simply going to rip off the style of Robert Rodriguez' Sin City. This newest trailer proves that wrong, and made me wet my little dorky pants!!! Pull out the kleenex, boys and girls, and watch this little gem now!

Holy crap! The trailers that debut this week are AMAZING! First up, Batman himself, Christian Bale, saves humanity from *)(^)*&(%^%*(_100101101001010100101010010010010100001010101010100010101010
SKYNET SAYS: JUST WATCH IT...

Why do they call it Pineapple Express? Will it actually be funny, or is it just another dumb stoner mess? How did James Franco get work after Spider-Man 3? All this and more in the Red Band trailer!

...Okay, maybe not the part about Franco, he still bugs me.

Soulfire Dims
By
Michael C. Riedlinger
Editor-In-Chief

            It is with great sadness that we report that Michael Turner has lost his four year battle with cancer. He passed at Santa Monica Hospital in California last night with friends and family at his side at the age of 37. Turner was the creator of several comic book titles including Fathom, Witchblade and Soulfire, and he founded Aspen Comics in 2003.

            When Fangoria Comics closed its doors last year, several promising titles went the way of the dodo, or so it seemed. Several months ago, a new comic book publisher with a strikingly similar logo started hawking titles on Myspace, chief among them a movie tie-in for the much anticipated genre bender Death Walks the Streets. Soon, we began seeing familiar titles promoted by this new company, including BUMP and Strangeland: Seven Sins. The creator-owned properties left unfinished by the demise of Fangoria Comics had found a new home called The Scream Factory.

Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, Cocksucker, Motherfucker and Tits
By
Michael C. Riedlinger
Editor-In-Chief

            The world is a sadder fucking place now that George Carlin, 71 year-old comedic pioneer, is dead. That's right folks, take him out of your rolodex, or better yet, delete him from your email lists. Shit, who am I kidding? The fact is, George knew he was getting on in years, and he'd be pissed if any of you motherfuckers shed a tear for him. Raise a glass in his name next time you're at a bar and sing his praises.

So, Press pass for WWC has been approved, and we should get some good coverage out of the event, though I won't be able to get there til afternoon on Friday... So far, Death Walks the Streets/Scream Factory is on my to do list, as well as the premiere of Batman: Gotham Knight. Any other suggestions, feel free to toss them my way!

Gonzo is God,
Michael

            I originally saw the CSI Episode entitled "Urban Hellraisers" months ago, and until it showed up again on my DVR, I had pretty much written it off. All initial outrage fades when exposure is minimized, but it had to show up again, and now I have to get it out.

The Punisher is a bad motherfucker and Lexi Alexander is going to prove it! If you do not believe me, then check out this teaser trailer for The Punisher: War Zone and see for yourself. I especially like the part where Frank say he sometimes wishes he could get his hands on God.....