Dorkgasm Gonzo Is God

So a couple of days ago, various genre news outlets, writers and filmmakers began receiving strange, mysterious black envelopes. Inside were letters featuring what looked like ancient script. Now, we at Dorkgasm love a good ARG, so our interest was piqued. We ate up the news that this might be tied to a video game, or a new film project. Of course, we sought out content and were directed to http://chishio.jp

There, we found the following:

I can't believe it either.

Bonus: It checks your blood for disorders all the time.

In a bizarrely stunning move, reality show producers 44 Blue Productions have inked a development deal with none other than Chris Crocker, the YouTube "thespian" whose "Leave Britney Alone" video has generated over eight million hits in the span of one week.

Check it out here and comment here.