The movie adaptation may have gotten a lead for Solid Snake. I suppose you want to know who, huh?
Wait for it...
Still hold it...
Christian Bale
Seriously, this guy is cornering the market on raspy voiced dork legends. Hopefully, this rumor is true, because now I actually want to see it.
Now, if only they can get Crispin Glover for Otacon...
That's right, Hasbro fans. Stuart Beattie, who penned the excellent scripts to Tom Cruise's hit Collateral, the whole Pirates Of The Caribbean series, and Dorkgasm mainstay 30 Days Of Night, will be writing the script for Paramount's G.I. Joe.
So, according to www.darkhorizons.com, Corey Feldman went and said that now the "Goonies" sequel that has been batted around for years might be coming in the form of an animated series.
To those who are not new to Dorkgasm, you'll no doubt know that I have an exceptionally large hard-on for anything regarding the new J.J. Abrams project "Cloverfield". Almost nothing is known about the film, except the fact that the trailer kicks your ass and mine. There has been wild speculation about the movie, which involves everything from Cthulhu to, in a riotous turn, Voltron. However, something is definitely going on.
