Dorkgasm Gonzo Is God

Congregate until They're Much Too Loud By Michael C. Riedlinger             Nick Damici is a busy man. Between appearances on various TV crime dramas, he somehow found time to co-write and star in the breakout film of this year’s “After Dark Horrorfest”, Mulberry Street. Directed by Jim Mickle, this film had me admittedly worried going in. Come on, fucking rat people? Honestly, as I sat back and the lights went dark, I did not expect a lot. The next 85 minutes were some of the best survival-horror has had to offer in a long time.

Rob Zombie’s Halloween By Travis “Fester” Harwood

Up all night, High off Stardust By Travis Harwood

A Slight Rebuff to Mr. Bolyard

By 

Kenneth Holm

You know, I thought Order of the Phoenix was flawed. Yes, I will say that with the utmost confidence. It was not perfect, but I did not expect it to be. I came into the theater with almost no expectations. I had learned my lesson with Goblet of Fire, which had left me feeling most let down. I was intrigued by their new choice of director, David Yates. A little research on IMDB, that Holy Grail of research sites for people like us, and found he hadn't done a lot of work for American audiences. I was interested to see what he could bring to the table.

Scary Flopper and an Order of Chips By Joel Bolyard             My mind is whirring so quickly I don't even know where to begin. One thought that punches its way through the wash of irritation with crystal clarity is that Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix should never be touted with, "You've read the book, now see the movie".

Scary Flopper and an Order of Chips

By

Joel Bolyard

My mind is whirring so quickly I don't even know where to begin. One thought that punches its way through the wash of irritation with crystal clarity is that Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix should never be touted with, "You've read the book, now see the movie". To employ this overused tagline would do a great injustice to the written work, and would undoubtedly cause aggravation to those whom it actually applies. I can honestly say that, if you've read the book, you'll hate the movie.