America has been taken over by mythical creatures. Who should rule us?

Minotuars with crossbows
13% (1 vote)
Centaurs with tridents
0% (0 votes)
Fairies with chainsaws
38% (3 votes)
Vampires (real ones, not politicians)
25% (2 votes)
Fiscally conservative, socialy liberal politcians
25% (2 votes)
Total votes: 8

Comments

sigh....if they were only

sigh....if they were only real....

I voted

for vampires (real ones, not politicians) because there was no option for vampires with Chainsaws with a Minotaur con Crossbow contingency plan. If only...