Dorkgasm Gonzo Is God

Many of us will remember the Ultimate Warrior as the face paint-wearing goof from wrestling's past. However, last Wednesday, he showed all of us a different side. The side that makes no fucking sense whatsoever.

In a blog posted on his official site, UW said that is was a good thing that Heath Ledger killed himself.

Huh Wha?!?!?!

No, it's true. In a quote taken directly from the blog, he says "After all, Leather Hedger did what it took to kill himself. His kid is without a father, yes, but the negative influence is now removed and his own child has the chance for a full recovery". Now, it also seems that UW didn't dislike Ledger. He admitted to watching Brokeback Mountain like 45 times, and said that by today's standards, Ledger was a good father. He then takes shots at Hulk Hogan for ruining his kids and profitting from their misadventures. This is absolutely amazing. I can kind of see where he's going, though. He's trying to say that we as a people should be paying more attention to the 28 year old soldiers who die in this ungodly war than whenever a 28 year old movie star offs himself.

Unfortunately, he cocked it all up, and he ends up sounding like a madman bastard. Perhaps all of that greasepaint got sucked up into his brain or something. Maybe one too many chairs to the forehead. However, he does get props for speaking what is directly on his mind and not filtering anything. Not that I agree with what he said, but he does have some brass cojones for putting it online so everyone can read it.

The Ultimate Warrior. Making heterosexuals and homosexuals uncomfortably aroused and disgusted since the 80's.