Wow, another year over. In my own humble and psychotic opinion, there has never been a year that has kicked me in the balls so much as 2007 did.
Just read Mike's little post, and I gotta say I'm quite beefed thinking about the fun that 2008 is going to bring all of us here at Dorkgasm. Granted, yours truly is still kind of on the outside looking in, but I aim to change all of that shit with 2008.
What can you expect from your favorite wilderness refugee? Well, for one thing, I'll be giving you a couple of new things on a more regular basis, including my personal pick for the worst DVD release of the month. This will be a movie of such horrendous quality with such abysmal features that the mere purchase will open a direct portal to Hell and allow demons to escort your eternal soul loose this mortal coil.
Also, I'll be contributing more to the "Classics" vault as we progress, starting with a review... oops! Almost gave it away! Rest easy, though. It's such a fuckoff great movie that it will blow your fucking minds. Swear to your God!
So, keep a weather eye on the horizon for the mast of the U.S.S. Anonymous Jones, which will be bringing goodies for the kids, meaty treats for the Dorks, and some good lovin' for your wives and girlfriends...
Get a hold of me at anonymousjownz@gmail.com
