So, folks. Here we are at the beginning of a new year, and I thought it would be prudent to let you know what's coming soon from me!
-- An ungodly huge review of Blade Runner: The Collector's Edition. This set contains five different versions of Blade Runner, plus a feature length documentary Dangerous Days and a whole shitload of extras, including massive commentaries. The jewel of the collection, however, is the pre-release workprint version of the film which has never been seen for over twenty years!
-- Reviews of two Uwe Boll films that seem to get pushed underneath the carpet. Sanctimony, which stars Casper Van Dien as a Patrick Bateman-like killer, and Heart Of America, which deals with the subject of school shootings in a way that has been described as being better than Gus Van Sant's Elephant, which won the Palme d'Or at Cannes.
-- Thanks to director Ryan Badalamenti, I will be reviewing the ICFLM late-night flick Secrets Of The Clown. I had to duck out of this one, but Ryan pushed it so hard while we were talking, I had to see it. Never underestimate the coolness of writing for a spiffy website when it comes to getting free movies.
-- Newly obtained by yours truly is the Saw III: Director's Cut. Expect to see a review of this one soon, as well as reviews of the other two in the series. I'll pretend Saw IV never happened if you will...
-- Plus, more classic reviews than you can shake a stick at, including some retro gaming available on your Nintendo DS and Game Boy Advance!
Keep a weather ye on the horizon, Dorks. 2008 will begin with a bang. Oooh, plus be on the lookout for some hints at a newly monthly feature we are going to have going soon! Keep on "Livin' La Vida Dorka"!!
