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What do you want your Dorkgasm to have?

Mon, 08/27/2007 - 15:05 — kenneth.holm
More reviews about movies, books, 'n' shit
50% (6 votes)
Interviews with famous peoples
8% (1 vote)
Video and audio for your time-wasting pleasure
17% (2 votes)
More focus on current news
0% (0 votes)
I want sanctioned functions, dammit! Where's the bakesale?
0% (0 votes)
How about some spiffy info about the damn writing dorks?
8% (1 vote)
I wants me some hi-falutin indie coverage!
0% (0 votes)
Full frontal nudity!
8% (1 vote)
Free downloads! Gimme desktop patterns, audio files, and a video roundtable every now and then!
0% (0 votes)
I want you to cover emo music and the emo scene. (Please note: You pick this, and we will hunt you down)
8% (1 vote)
Total votes: 12

Comments

Tue, 08/28/2007 - 16:31 — Sysop

Death Awaits You

Big Brother is watching and he knows who voted for Emo.

You'll be screaming for full frontal nudity after I put that rat cage over your head.

Tue, 08/28/2007 - 22:47 — MRiedlinger

What happens in...

I'd call in a hit on him to our agent in Vegas, but I think he IS our agent in Vegas...

Crap...

Oh well. ROAD TRIP!!!

Sat, 10/13/2007 - 19:00 — angelknight32

Alternative

If he's your guy in Vegas then just send for the more expensive guy overseas right now, I do not think he will have a problem taking out the only person that voted for Emo. You just do not deserve to live after something like that.