Dorkgasm Gonzo Is God

Yes, the movie has been in the final stages for some time now, but they had to redo a lot of the digital effects due to lackluster performance by some of the effects houses that worked on it. If I remember correctly, Dr. Boll said that they went through something like thirty different houses and had to try to get all the effects to match up, quality-wise. Surely this must be the work of a madman, eh? Perhaps though, it could be that he wanted the quality to remain consistent throughout to silence everyone who would find fault and mindlessly bash him.

Unfortunately, Uwe Boll bashing has become somewhat en vogue as of late. He's done some shit pictures, but who hasn't? Look at everything post-Contact by Robert Zemekis, or the entire prequel Saga from George Lucas. Each and every Hollywood director has done something or things that they're not too proud of. Dr. Boll does not particularily like House Of The Dead or Alone In The Dark because he didn't write them. They did not have the level of storytelling he would have put into them. However, he does defend them, because he tried to do some things that didn't work out. These were his EARLY FILMS! He tried to do House Of The Dead as homage to pop culture. He tried to make Alone In The Dark an entertaning splatter film. It was never meant to be a serious horror movie, and this is the root of the problem. Too many horror snobs are trying to read too much into the fluff pieces. Do yourself a favor and watch Seed when it comes out. I will have my review for that done later this weekend. This is Uwe Boll in serious horror mode. This is disturbing to the core. People walked out bue to the intensity of some parts. Among the people who stayed, almost all walked away from it very unsettled. This is the Uwe Boll we should be judging. The man who has an intense dedication to his craft and is willing to make some uncomfortable choices with what he shows on screen, be it in Seed or Postal.

So there.