Dorkgasm Gonzo Is God

Now, don't go getting pissy with me. I'm serious. J.K. Rowling even said it.

In an Associated Press article found on Yahoo!, J.K. Rowling outed classy headmaster Albus Dumbledore in front of a huge crowd at Carnegie Hall. She was asked by a young fan is Dumbledore finds "true love". She responded by saying "Dumbledore is gay". She went on to explain that Dumbledore was smitten with friend / rival Gellert Grindelwald. Her exact words on the subject were "Falling in love can blind us to an extent". She also added that Dumbledore was "horribly, terribly let down" by Grindelwald's turn to evil.

Apparently, this isn't the first time this was brought up. David Yates was working on the new Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince movie when Ms. Rowling spotted a reference in the script to a girl Dumbledore was involved with. She handed a note to Yates explaining Dumbledore's orientation right then and there. The way she did it was when she found the passage in the script, she scribbled it out and scrawled "Dumbledore is gay!" on it. Nice.

Okay, stop acting surprised. Remember when Albus went to visit Tom Riddle in the orphanage? He wore a purple crushed velvet suit, for crying out loud! Tell me, what straight man would wear a purple suit, let alone one made of crushed velvet?

Oh, and one last note to all you homophobic Dorks out there. If I even see one mention of how you don't like Harry Potter now that one of the mainest of the main characters is out of the closet, I will be very upset. There might even be tears.