Ellen DeGenres

Crocodile Tears Don’t Sway Me
By
Julie Shick

            This week there was a large brouhaha with Ellen DeGeneres and her inability to read. To keep it short, she and her ‘partner’ adopted a dog from a rescue organization. They signed a contract at that time which stated if they could not keep the dog, they must return it to the rescue. Period. Ellen chose not to do this. When the dog proved to be more than they could handle, she gave it to someone else. This was not her right, it was not her option to do so, and she clearly and blatantly broke the contract she signed.

            So then I see her on TV crying, claiming she was “trying to do the right thing”. So Ms. DeGeneres, you are now an expert on dogs and feel you can break contracts and re-home animals as you see fit? It really yanks my chain that she can sit there on national television and make the rescue out to be the bad guys. They went and took the dog from the unapproved home that Ellen had chosen. The rescue will then be able to choose another appropriate and approved home for the dog. Bully for them for sticking to their guns. I know they did the right thing. They are operating in the best interests of the animal, plain and simple. They have rules about placing dogs. All their hard work for the animals is being repaid with death threats and threats of arson. There are just too many people on the planet that shouldn’t even be allowed to own a goldfish, let alone a dog or cat.

            This is not unusual. In fact, it’s fairly common. People get a dog because they think they should. They don’t bother to check on the breed, they get it because they “like” it. Only after they bring the dog home do they discover the dog isn’t “what they wanted” or “what they thought it would be”. Then they neglect, abuse, or dump the dog at a shelter. I have three adopted dogs, each contract I signed has the same clause that Ellen’s did. I volunteer for breed rescue. I know, I’ve seen a lot. I won’t say I’ve heard and seen it all, because there are too many stupid people on the planet, but I have been disgusted, offended, angered and pissed off by people like Ellen before. I’ve seen the results in the emotional and physical damage to dogs when people decide to re-home a dog. People who were rejected as adopters have threatened our rescue. Just so happens that Ellen was kind enough to make hers public and drag the name of rescue through the mud. Mind you, I never had any love for Ms. DeGeneres to begin with. Now I can only hope she develops the guts to apologize, for real, to the rescue and truly accept responsibility for her wrong and for the sake of all the animals in rescue.



Jooly & the Recycled Aussie Mob





Boone

DCHS’s Colonel Daniel Boone (Boone): Picked up as a stray and never claimed. He has earned over 30 agility titles in four different agility venues.



Chip

ARPH5129 Goodbye to Mr. Chips (Chip): Abused, neglected and dumped at rescue’s doorstep with severe emotional issues that have taken years for him to get over. Earned 2 agility titles, but prefers herding.



Figjam with Boone in foreground

ARPH’s Wickedly Hot Stuff (Figjam): Purchased at pet store (puppy mill), later re-homed with a ‘friend’ who was an animal hoarder. She spent the majority of the first year of her life in a crate and little to no social interaction. In training for agility, but first she has some emotional baggage that needs to be dealt with.

Comments

Ellen Degenerate

FIrstly, this Ellen chick is off her nut. Anyone who thinks they can waltz in and decide what best for an abused animal can totally suck a fat one. Oh, wait. It's Ellen, so she can lick a fat one. I don't get where these Hollywood schmucks can get off by deciding their shit don't stink and the rest of us should not only believe it, but choke it down with a glass of milk. She's using her TV show to try to get the rescue agency to come around. Sure, a little girl's sad. Fuckin' buy her a new dog, dummy? She's a kid! She's dumb-forgetful! Better yet, throw her a DS Lite with a couple different copies of Nintendogs. They can't be taken away, and when you want a new dog, reboot the system! Jeez, it's that easy...

Much applause to Julie-Lady for pointing out the obvious and telling these celebrities that the game is over. We know all your stupid human tricks now, and we're not going to forget. You just lost someone who liked your show. Kinda. I'm not gay.

This just shows how little

This just shows how little all of you know about what went on here. Sure, Ellen purchased a dog from a rescue, then she had it trained, and tried to love it, but she realized that her life was to busy to give the dog all of the attention it deserved, so she gave it to a family she knew would care for it.

All I have to say is - Fuck all of you that think she didn't do the right thing. I don't care whether you like or dislike Ellen herself, she did what RESPONSIBLE people do with an animal when they recognize they can't care for it. Yah, she was wrong and went against the contract. It isn't the first time people signed things without knowing all the clauses in it.

A good family lost a good dog and that *is* the rescue agency's fault. So fuck them.

None of this matters.

I'll make it simple for everyone: You sign a contract, you are bound by it. Period. Doesn't matter if the dog was going to a good family, Ellen knew what she signed and even if she didn't "Ignorance is no excuse". There was no duress involved, she signed it willingly. So, I say fuck Ellen, fuck that family, and fuck anyone who thinks they can cry their way around the law.

"A gunslinger shoots with his heart, and kills with his mind."

Since No One Has It Right Yet

So, here's the whole rundown for those haters out there. Ellen's partner, Portia di Rossi, signed the contract for the dog, not Ellen. Secondly, it would appear that Portia DID NOT read said contract, otherwise this would not have happened. She gave the dog to another household when she could not take care of it, which was the intelligent thing to do. Unfortunately, due to the contract, it was not the legal thing to do. The owner of the shelter, however, is not blameless. She told the other family to fill out an adoption form and they were going to be coming by to do a house visit. While there to do said house visit, she scooped the dog and left with it. Not cool. Turns out, also, that this chick wasn't running her business right and has had to close down due to California state laws. See, if she didn't start this fight, she'd still be in business. The moral of this story is that everyone here sucks. No one is competely right or wrong in this situation. Just one more example of something blowing up into something bigger than it should have been.