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Michael C. Riedlinger - Dork-In-Chief
A child of the 1980's, Mike is a voracious consumer of all things Dork. He's waited in long lines for movies on opening night and hunted through toy stores for rare action figures, and Dorkgasm is the culmination of all that fandom. Soon to have a BA in English from the University of Wisconsin - Parkside, Mike is already a certified film scholar and art historian. His future plans include conquering the globe and installing his two dork-tastic sons as third world dictators just for fun.

Ken Holm - Senior Staff Writer
Kenneth Holm was born over two hundred years ago in Romania, and has remained, to this day, Romania's Sexiest Chubby Dude... Or, he was born on a cold day in February in 1980 in Kenosha, WI. Yeah, that works. He had a love for horror movies instilled in him when he snuck out of his room at the tender age of three to watch his first showing of "Creepshow", which is still his favorite movie to this day. Since then, he has voraciously devoured all genres of film, plus become fluent in many different genres of books. After a brief stint in the RPG world, he turned to video games where he still holds the neighborhood record as being the only person ever to beat Skykid (NES) on the block.

When not channeling ancient writers to make his craft better, Kenneth enjoys listening to all types of music, excluding most country. He cooks, doesn't clean, and does truly enjoy long walks on the beach at night.

Because the sun hurts his dorky eyes...

Chris Anderson - Sysop
Chris hasn't seen the sun in three years while he works and goes to school pursuing a career in IT. Chris is stupid. Chris is tired. No, Chris will not stop speaking in the third person about himself.