Dorkgasm Gonzo Is God

Tea, Earl Grey, hot:

Instead of composing an e-mail on a PDA, says Leslie Spring, the company's chief technology officer, imagine instructing a handheld to "send an e-mail to Tom and tell him 'I'll be there in 10 minutes.'" Spring says that such a feature could be possible with the algorithms--based on 15 patents--that Cognitive Code has developed.

I can't wait until I can vocally instruct my phone to send Mike a picture of my ass.