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Bring It On: ZOMBIES!!!!!

Wed, 09/19/2007 - 09:14 — Sysop

They say it causes nausea and headaches but we all know what these classic signs lead to:

A fireball fell from the sky and slammed into southern Peru over the weekend, creating a huge crater that emitted a sickeningly smelly gas, local authorities said. More than 600 villagers fell ill, the Peruvian radio network RPP reported Tuesday.

Zombies!

In an effort to embarrass the killer bees, it will take only (by my expert calculations) six months for their insatiable desire for human flesh to lead them to the U.S. border.
I hope everyone is ready!

(h/t: Instapundit)

Comments

Wed, 09/19/2007 - 12:39 — kenneth.holm

YES!!

All my training and hard work will finally come to fruition! Thank you, Baby Jesus and fireballs from the sky! Now, according to The Book, we have to organize before they rise. Who's with me? I have baldes aplenty, and many more ready to access...

Let's roll on Peru, people! Stop it before it spreads!!

Wed, 09/19/2007 - 13:07 — MRiedlinger

Finally!

All the planning and gathering of bladed weapons will pay off! Remember folks, meet at El Libre's parent's house first! There's more firepower there than, well, maybe I shouldn't say...

Fri, 09/21/2007 - 10:21 — Fatty McButts (not verified)

Zombie Mules

Sweet shibbie! I'm willing to bet that the US is going to wish they had built that wall to keep out illegal aliens! If you think about how many migrant workers come spilling over the boarder on a daily basis, then multiply that number by a bajillion(actual technical term when making reference to Zombie proliferation) every Fast Food eatery, fruit picking / lawn mowing , and Menard's parking lot in the country is going to be swarmed by brain gnawing immigrants seeking sub-minimum wage labor positions. The streets will be crowded with little push carts selling chunks of quivering human organs spattered with hot sauce. Im moving to Canada! Everyone knows that MesoAmerican Zombies hate the cold (and underground reports state that maple syrup is like Zombie Kryptonite).

Fri, 09/21/2007 - 11:59 — d3xt3r

YIPPIE

Finally all my military training will pay off!!!
HOOOOAHHH

The Army is now gonna send me there for border partol....These are a different bread of Border Jumpers

^_^

Sat, 09/22/2007 - 00:45 — J

i'm gonna start wrapping my

i'm gonna start wrapping my louisville slugger with barbed wire, filling supersoakers with gas, and stockpiling road flares.....what don't get bashed gets burned!!!

Mon, 09/24/2007 - 15:00 — AnonymousJones

Pfft..!

Zombies are old hat. It'll never happen outside of a technological breakthrough. Now, mutants are a distinct possibility. I hope someone gets superpowers or somethign out of this. Or at least grows some space moss.