Dorkgasm Gonzo Is God

You know how we all used to want to shoot the stupid dog in Duckhunt? They should have made that game... Even more so, they should make it so I can plug my Duckhunt gun into my Playstation or Xbox and use it to shoot Rex Grossman in Madden... That would make me feel better, and a lot of other Chicago fans too...

According to a blog post from Warren Ellis on 9/21, his script for Castelvania has been completed and delivered. He also points out that his graphic novel Ocean has been optioned by the producers of 300. Damn, Ellis is a busy guy...

Incredible Hulk, Justice League, Heroes: September 21st Comic Reel Wrap - You'll remember the 21st day of September for gamma rays in New Jersey, official announcements from the DCU and Hiro meeting Terrell Owens, plus much more. [Comic Book Resources]

Oh we oh my! Could DC finally be pulling together and making something happen!?!? Too bad there's no Routh or Bale involvement, but it has to be better than what they did with Catwoman, right?!?

But we have a problem. That bastard cashed a bad cheque downstairs and gave you as a reference. They'll be looking for both of you. Yeah I know. You can't judge a book by it's cover... some people are just basically rotten. Well the last thing in the world you want to do is call this hotel again. They'll trace the call and put you straight behind bars. Yeah I'm moving to the Tropicana right away... when I get a room I'll let you know which one it is... I gotta get off. They probably have this phone tapped baby... Yeah I know it's horrible but it's all over now.

* Edit Next Gen Platforms review

*Find Villain of the Week

*Research how to contact Jim Butcher and Neil Gaiman

*School Starts

*Plot direction for our new intern

*Do another CLASSICS review

Don't I know you? I stole the baby from you, Daikini! While you were taking a peepee!

I- I- I watched him for fifteen years, sitting in a room, staring at a wall, not seeing the wall, looking past the wall - looking at this night, inhumanly patient, waiting for some secret, silent alarm to trigger him off. Death has come to your little town, Sheriff. Now you can either ignore it, or you can help me to stop it.

Hey, wait a minute. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hold it. Now, are we actually gonna go before a federal judge, and tell him that some moldy Babylonian God is going to drop in on Central Park West, and start tearing up the city?

Gotta get Sysop to add some sections... Damn, I hate being a pest to a guy as cool as he...

*Dresden Files 9

*Set up "Trailer Park" page once Sysop puts it in place...

*Move and reformat 30+ pieces from MySpace over to here...

*Get myself a lap top so I can do this shit from my couch

*Talk to art director about T-Shirts