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Harvey Birdman: Attorney At Law-PS2, Wii, Psp

Quite simply, the biggest question I had in reviewing Harvey Birdman, was "Is this even really a game?"
Playing much like the old laser disc detective "games" we had in my 6th grade biology class, you watch a short film, and decide where to go next, the formula is hardly innovative, or fun, and hardly interactive enough to be called a game. The 4 cases are very short, incredibly easy, and chock full of the trademark William's Street humor you expect from something bearing the Adult Swim logo.

There's Just Something Magic By J. Sternberg             While many here at Dorkgasm are quick to dismiss Wes Anderson's work as a handful stories about rich kids with problems, I cannot stress enough that his particular brand intelligent, dark and dry humor is exactly the medicine Hollywood needs. I won't bog you down with a synopsis of The Darjeeling Limited. Basically, three brothers, played by Jason Schwartzman, Adrien Brody and Owen Wilson gather and go on a spiritual journey on a train through India with 11 suitcases, a printer, a laminating machine and handfuls of Indian medications.

A Sad State of Affairs (or the tazers for prosperity project) By J. Sternberg             I'm sure by now we've all seen the trailer. Superhero Movie is coming soon to a theater near you. Also in theaters, is Will Ferrell plays a totally obnoxious jackass with a profession of some kind part 180, the sequel's sequel's sequel's sequel's sequel's sequel's sequel, yadda yadda WHAT THE FUCK????

Okay, just gotta throw it out right here right now.
I'm loving the everlivin FUCK out of UT3 for PS3. Its fast, frantic, and all sorts of "hell yeah I just popped that mofo's head like a zit."
You'll know more when I do, probably by the weekend
Snoogins
|J|

I would just like to announce to those of you who are not aware, our former villain of the week, Q101's The Morning Fix is NO MORE. After a meeting about ratings, the higher ups at Q101 decided to nix the program's inane banter and slut news in favor of a totally music centered program. Alan Cox and Jim Lynam are still behind the microphones, but the main offenders Ginger Jordan, James Engle and the inane prattling about nothing were given the axe.
Its safe once again, to turn on Q101 for your morning commute.
That is all

|J|

Hey, I'm still not quite sure who can read this, but if it is the general Dorkgasm public, I want to let you know that there are 3 projects in the works from good old haggard ass J.
First of which, the Epic five part series entitled "Trying to find nuggets of gold in Hollywood's crap" where myself and several guests will take on 5 of the most hated films of all time (according to the IMDB).
The second project is a comparison between the 2 major pro wrestling federations in the united states, why you should watch, why you shouldn't or why the hell it even matters.