Dorkgasm Gonzo Is God

On my morning commute a few weeks ago, back before the seas ran retarded with people flocking to see the Dark Knight, I was listening to the radio. Call me old fashioned, but when driving the wide open pitch black roads of Southern Wisconsin before the sun has said hello, I venture on the safe side and allow for the possibility messages from the emergency broadcast system, rather than MP3's or CDs.

            I originally saw the CSI Episode entitled "Urban Hellraisers" months ago, and until it showed up again on my DVR, I had pretty much written it off. All initial outrage fades when exposure is minimized, but it had to show up again, and now I have to get it out.

The petition has now reached 203,000 signatures.
Future updates to come.
Now, come on people, can someone start a petition to end the careers of anyone and everyone with the creation of "meet the spartans"? Seriously, Uwe's movies may suck some ass, but they've never made any money, yet another "(something) movie" will come out soon, and will undeniably make enough money to warrant another one, and undeniably suck 100 times harder than anything Uwe ever did.
Just my thoughts...

Alright, I loved postal as much as the next guy (if that next guy actually saw it, but holy fuckin crap, there is an online petition to stop Uwe Boll from ever making a film again. He's gone on record stating that if over 1 million people sign this petition, he'll give up.
So make your voice heard. Whether you love him (cough cough Ken cough) or hate him, (cough cough everyone Cough COUGH) this could be the end of Dr. Boll's film making career.
The petition is already at nearly 138,000 signatures.
You can "sign" the petition at http://www.petitiononline.com/RRH53888/petition.html

Buzz The Mega Quiz, PS2, 39.99 (with Buzz Buzzers)

Buzz: The Mega Quiz is a great example of how a simple concept can translate into something so much more, if people let it.
Featuring four wired "buzzers" that connect via a single USB port, the game plays just like any quiz show you would expect, and features over 6000 questions. That's right kids, Six FUCKING THOUSAND, and you know what that means, repeats aren't really much to worry about.

Harvey Birdman: Attorney At Law-PS2, Wii, Psp

Quite simply, the biggest question I had in reviewing Harvey Birdman, was "Is this even really a game?"
Playing much like the old laser disc detective "games" we had in my 6th grade biology class, you watch a short film, and decide where to go next, the formula is hardly innovative, or fun, and hardly interactive enough to be called a game. The 4 cases are very short, incredibly easy, and chock full of the trademark William's Street humor you expect from something bearing the Adult Swim logo.

            While many here at Dorkgasm are quick to dismiss Wes Anderson's work as a handful stories about rich kids with problems, I cannot stress enough that his particular brand intelligent, dark and dry humor is exactly the medicine Hollywood needs.
I won't bog you down with a synopsis of The Darjeeling Limited. Basically, three brothers, played by Jason Schwartzman, Adrien Brody and Owen Wilson gather and go on a spiritual journey on a train through India with 11 suitcases, a printer, a laminating machine and handfuls of Indian medications.

            I'm sure by now we've all seen the trailer. Superhero Movie is coming soon to a theater near you. Also in theaters, is Will Ferrell plays a totally obnoxious jackass with a profession of some kind part 180, the sequel's sequel's sequel's sequel's sequel's sequel's sequel, yadda yadda WHAT THE FUCK????

Okay, just gotta throw it out right here right now.
I'm loving the everlivin FUCK out of UT3 for PS3. Its fast, frantic, and all sorts of "hell yeah I just popped that mofo's head like a zit."
You'll know more when I do, probably by the weekend
Snoogins
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I would just like to announce to those of you who are not aware, our former villain of the week, Q101's The Morning Fix is NO MORE. After a meeting about ratings, the higher ups at Q101 decided to nix the program's inane banter and slut news in favor of a totally music centered program. Alan Cox and Jim Lynam are still behind the microphones, but the main offenders Ginger Jordan, James Engle and the inane prattling about nothing were given the axe.
Its safe once again, to turn on Q101 for your morning commute.
That is all

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