Dorkgasm Gonzo Is God

So, Mike's piece on Newsweek make me ill. Not that Mike's writing is bad, heavens no. I thought the piece was full of righteous indignation, as it should be. What pisses me off is these jokers don't even bother to research.

In women's tennis, I always root against the heterosexual. Good luck with this one, dorks. Let's have it solved by noon, eh?

Please! You're making a German spectacle of yourself. I apologize for the lack of quote yesterday, but my internet was down nearly all day. ~Ken!

To those who are not new to Dorkgasm, you'll no doubt know that I have an exceptionally large hard-on for anything regarding the new J.J. Abrams project "Cloverfield". Almost nothing is known about the film, except the fact that the trailer kicks your ass and mine. There has been wild speculation about the movie, which involves everything from Cthulhu to, in a riotous turn, Voltron. However, something is definitely going on.

I just found some news that a couple of our dork heroes are going to be working on an adaptation of a Ray Bradbury work.

Today is the day!

Sylvia fixed it all! Ashtray back in place, chair overturned... A fall, Daddy, a bad fall...

I just found this, and absolutely had to share it. Apparently, the Japanese gaming world is getting a new version of Final Fantasy IV, which was our SNES Final Fantasy II.

So, big things coming soon. Yes, big things. Here's a quick rundown... 1) Obviously have to get interviews with Boll and Moloney finished. That's gonna take some time. 2) Hot Fuzz will finally have a review! Coming REAL soon! 3) First Classic Dork review I've written 4) Help bosses get website up to snuff... Plus, I'm reviewing scripts for the It Came From Lake Michigan film festival. *sigh* My social life just got totally pwnz0red... Plus, the Bioshock demo is out for PC, so now I gotta do that, too. Lame.