Dorkgasm Gonzo Is God

So, I suppose you may be wondering why this review of The Mist on DVD was relegated to a blog entry. Well, since I had already reviewed the theatrical version before, I thought that this would be appropriate. Plus, it just gets it into your grubby hands faster.

So, I recently got me one of them new fangled MP3 players that plays video, too. Not a huge one, just enough for several hundred songs and a couple of feature length movies. So, I have decided to let you all in on some of the movie industry's greatest flicks as I load them onto my MP3 player. Some are better than others, but it will be a nice look into some great flicks that you may have either forgotten or never got around to seeing.

Yeah, I know I've been out of the game for a while. Switching jobs will do that to someone, so bite me. However, this week marks the return of interesting things! Wanna know what to expect?

-- Expect a DVD review or two coming up, including Academy Award winner Elizabeth: The Golden Age

-- A Media Vs. Media comparison of The Other Boleyn Girl. Which is better? The book or the movie? And how do they actually compare with history?

-- There's a new Naruto fighter on the DS, and this one may be the best yet.

Hooray! It's Oscar time once again, and I say to hell with that "Academy Award" crap. It's the Oscars, baby! This is truly one of my favorite times of year, and I love to debate the winners with my lovely wife, Dana. This, however, is the first time we've decided to make the picks public. So, without any further ado, let's go!

Best Picture:

Many of us will remember the Ultimate Warrior as the face paint-wearing goof from wrestling's past. However, last Wednesday, he showed all of us a different side. The side that makes no fucking sense whatsoever.

In a blog posted on his official site, UW said that is was a good thing that Heath Ledger killed himself.

Huh Wha?!?!?!

Now, if you know anything about the history of myself and Grindhouse, you will know that I have very publically decried the decision to release the two movies seperately. I thought this marketing move cheapened the experience that the movie brought to the proceedings, and it was just an attempt to milk more ducats out of us DVD buyers. However, while strolling around, I found something amazing.

Check out the new DORKcast as Ken talks about all thing dorky going on in Hollywood.

Dorkgasm starts the New Year off right with its longest podcast yet. Enjoy the happenings as Ken rips apart new Hollywood happenings.

So, folks. Here we are at the beginning of a new year, and I thought it would be prudent to let you know what's coming soon from me!

-- An ungodly huge review of Blade Runner: The Collector's Edition. This set contains five different versions of Blade Runner, plus a feature length documentary Dangerous Days and a whole shitload of extras, including massive commentaries. The jewel of the collection, however, is the pre-release workprint version of the film which has never been seen for over twenty years!

Get news from New Line about "The Hobbit", plus more casting than you can shake a dead rat at! Dig it!