Most of you already know that I have a well stated affinity for the anime and manga series Naruto. I love everything about the spiky haired ninja and his friends, as well as his foes. If you have been coming to Dorkgasm for any length of time, you know that I have to review every new Naruto game that comes out. So, when the opportunity came to have a conference call with two of the people instrumental with the creation of said games, well that is just something I could not turn down in one million years.

            Imagine that suddenly the world changed and it was 1986 all over again. You remember those days? Sure, I was only a boy then, but 1986 was a good year for metal. That was when Metallica dropped what some people consider to be the crowning achievement in their musical career, Master Of Puppets. Their hair was long, the songs were longer than that, and the guitars screeched and wailed like a chorus of the damned. Well, fast-forward twenty-two years, and the songs are long again. Better than that, the guitars are good. Damned good. Kirk Hammett even has long hair again. But does this mean that the CD is worth buying? Well, I say... (Continued after the break)

MY INNER CHILD JUST PISSED HIS PANTSUIT!

It is about that time again! With the arrival of Postal on DVD and Seed coming soon, we fine folks at Dorkgasm have been given the opportunity to talk to the most controversial director of all time, Dr. Uwe Boll. However this time, he wants to hear from YOU!!!

            Mathieu Kassovitz was rumored to be at war for several months. The word was that the star of his latest film, Vin Diesel, hated the movie they were working on and couldn’t help but throw in his two-cents at every turn. After seeing Babylon A.D., it is clear that Kassovitz should have listened.