Dorkgasm Gonzo Is God

            When I walked into the theater to see Hellboy II: The Golden Army, I wasn’t surprised that half the crowd wasn’t dorks. Since Pan’s Labyrinth, Guillermo del Toro has become something of a household name, no longer simply the director-du-jour of fan boys everywhere. Indeed, the tenor of the script and the visual work in this film simply scream the director’s name. Beyond crowning Del Toro as an auteur, this is a comic book movie, and I was really hoping to see something that could hold its own sandwiched between Iron Man and The Dark Knight. I was not disappointed, by any means.

Why do they call it Pineapple Express? Will it actually be funny, or is it just another dumb stoner mess? How did James Franco get work after Spider-Man 3? All this and more in the Red Band trailer!

...Okay, maybe not the part about Franco, he still bugs me.