Dorkgasm Gonzo Is God

            What happens when M. Night Shyamalan takes a straight forward approach to making a thriller, adds some gore, and avoids the requisite “twist ending”? He gets compared to Alfred Hitchcock, that’s what. The Happening is one of those films that I entered with such low expectations that I was already grumbling to myself during the opening credits about the film and how I would smash it to bits in this review like some sort of critical Hulk. This, however, is not that review. By the end of the 91 minutes, my only complaint was that the film perpetuates the “Einstein Bee” myth.

            Let me sum up the plot of The Incredible Hulk for you: Smash smash smash, smashy smash smash, love, smash smush, pissed off British guy, run run run, smash run, crazy scientist, bad military, love, smash smash, love. That’s really about it. It doesn’t take a S.H.I.E.L.D. special projects genetic research scientist to tell you that this is EXACTLY what fans wanted the first time around. When Hulk shows up, stuff gets broken, be it people, places or monsters.

The Punisher is a bad motherfucker and Lexi Alexander is going to prove it! If you do not believe me, then check out this teaser trailer for The Punisher: War Zone and see for yourself. I especially like the part where Frank say he sometimes wishes he could get his hands on God.....