Dorkgasm Gonzo Is God

            Yes, I went and saw the movie that many thought was a remake of the famous Rachel Welch Neanderthal epic (One Million Years, B.C.), which it is not.

            Okay, so call me a kid at heart but I loved Mr. Magorium’s Wonder Emporium. How can you not? Mr. Magorium (Dustin Hoffman) runs a magical Wonder Emporium filled with amazing treasures like self-flying paper airplanes, moving dolls and a doorknob that, when rotated, changes the interior of a magical room. Oh, and let’s not forget the biggest dodge ball you have ever seen.