Dorkgasm Gonzo Is God

            Now, I know what you are probably thinking. Rest assured, though, that this is not a review of the horrible Wes Craven stinker from 2005. Imagine if you will a horror movie with almost no cohesive structure and supernatural elements that combine themselves with the reckless abandon of free-form jazz. This is what Cursed is all about, and I'm happy to say that the results are cooler than they might sound.

Okay, so it's an awesome cast, but "O Fortuna"? Maybe this didn't have the budget they wanted, but I'm worried it'll be another "Scifi Channel-tastic" film...

Seriously? Statham is fun, but this is getting to be Rocky like in it's ridiculousness... Besides, the story sounds almost like Crank 2

Kame kame HA!!!

Okay, it looks sillier than Mortal Kombat, but some folks have stronger feelings for the monkey king than I do.

Neat, Disney cashes in on the game-to-movie game. It might be okay, but I'll wait til I see more.

Hey folks, midterms have been kicking my ass, so let's get back into the swing of things with another restart!