Dorkgasm Gonzo Is God

            Do I believe in God? Of course. Like every God-fearing Republican, I am in total awe of our Creator. However, I do take offense to some of the shit that is done in his name. War, hatred, and dubious political actions are put under the all-encompassing “Christianity” banner, and it pisses me off to no extent. However, one entity out there really grinds my beans more than any other. I am talking about those schmucks at the Westboro Baptist Church.

            Considering the tremendous amount of success that Michael Haneke’s anglicized remake of his own film Funny Games is receiving at Sundance right now, and that myself and Head Dork Michael Riedlinger are both fans of the director, this seems like the perfect time to introduce you to one of Haneke’s earlier cinematic masterpieces. Caché is the 2005 French thriller starring Michael Auteuil and Juliette Binoche that was released to the usual critical acclaim, but muted box office figures.