Dorkgasm Gonzo Is God

            Hard-news magazines need to back the fuck off my Cheerios. This week, Newsweek Magazine, the august publication from The Washington Post, ran a feature they called “Fall Previews”. Pretty standard for People or Entertainment Weekly, but I doubt Newsweek had any reason to print this beyond filling up their page count. The proof is in the pudding.

Chino is a Fucking Beef Bus
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Valerie Douglas

         Who Says Smoking People is Bad for You?

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Valerie Douglas

A red band trailer AND an exclusive scene?!?

Hope you like blood!

...And little dead kids...

EDITORS NOTE:The extra scene is gone now (damned studios) but the red band trailer is still great!

Looks like a smart action movie...

WAIT!!! That's still even possible?!? I thought Hollywood killed people for that these days???

I'll check it out, because there aren't any more Bourne movies coming, are there?

            Three bumbling scientists and an average Joe run around New York as supernatural exterminators, and comedy ensues. Ghost Busters stands up after more than twenty years because that brand of comedy was, and still is, universally funny. Boiled down to its core, the film is about a relentless cad, an absent-minded intellectual, an innocent buffoon, and a straight man coming together to fight ghosts. Of course, the story itself acts almost like a secondary straight man in that this seems more like the setup for an action/horror film than a comedy.

WARNING: This review contains spoilers


            In 2004, Edgar Wright and Simon Pegg unleashed Shaun of the Dead on an unsuspecting populace. It took everything we dorks cherish about our zombies and
rolled it into a fun, little package. It was the horror flick your wife or girlfriend would watch, and the chick flick you would watch without complaining. I think I can safely say that without seeing that movie, I would probably never had seen Hot Fuzz