Dorkgasm Gonzo Is God

            Since its inception, Ring of Honor has been widely regarded as one of the best, pure wrestling companies in the world. Alumni include ex-Smackdown tag champions Paul London and Brian Kendrick, CM Punk, Jamie Noble, Jimmy Yang, Samoa Joe, AJ Styles, Christopher Daniels, "The Notorious 187" Homicide, Alex Shelley, and Senshi (formerly Low-Ki). Some of the bigger name guest appearances include Mick Foley, Ricky "The Dragon" Steamboat, Lance Storm, Bobby "The Brain" Heenan, and Jim Cornette (who acted as ROH commissioner for a while).

To the Harry Potter spoilers: FUCK YOU.

By

Chris Jacobs

Well color me impressed... Sorta... I want more damnit!!!! The teaser for Batman Begins at least had footage...

A Slight Rebuff to Mr. Bolyard

By 

Kenneth Holm

You know, I thought Order of the Phoenix was flawed. Yes, I will say that with the utmost confidence. It was not perfect, but I did not expect it to be. I came into the theater with almost no expectations. I had learned my lesson with Goblet of Fire, which had left me feeling most let down. I was intrigued by their new choice of director, David Yates. A little research on IMDB, that Holy Grail of research sites for people like us, and found he hadn't done a lot of work for American audiences. I was interested to see what he could bring to the table.

New Zombie Order:

Why Zack Snyder's Dawn of the Dead Marks a New Era in American Horror Cinema

By

Michael C. Riedlinger

            Through the last two decades of the twentieth century, horror filmmakers seemed to create only those works that fit a certain stereotype.  These films justified the detractors of the genre who claimed that they consisted only of simple clichés, and audiences were treated to sequel after sequel and rip-offs of rip-offs.  The former masters of the horror genre, like Wes Craven and John Carpenter, tried different strategies to cope with this decline in innovation and meaning to varying effects. 

            My mind is whirring so quickly I don't even know where to begin. One thought that punches its way through the wash of irritation with crystal clarity is that Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix should never be touted with, "You've read the book, now see the movie".

Scary Flopper and an Order of Chips

By

Joel Bolyard

My mind is whirring so quickly I don't even know where to begin. One thought that punches its way through the wash of irritation with crystal clarity is that Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix should never be touted with, "You've read the book, now see the movie". To employ this overused tagline would do a great injustice to the written work, and would undoubtedly cause aggravation to those whom it actually applies. I can honestly say that, if you've read the book, you'll hate the movie.