Dorkgasm Gonzo Is God

So, folks. Here we are at the beginning of a new year, and I thought it would be prudent to let you know what's coming soon from me!

-- An ungodly huge review of Blade Runner: The Collector's Edition. This set contains five different versions of Blade Runner, plus a feature length documentary Dangerous Days and a whole shitload of extras, including massive commentaries. The jewel of the collection, however, is the pre-release workprint version of the film which has never been seen for over twenty years!

The stuff I haven't finished and 2 new things to review.

The rest of ICFLM.

The 2 shitty films from 8 Films to Drink during.

My impressions of the Golden Compass.

Reviews of both AVP:R and National Treasure 2.

Yes my writing funk is at an end. No you can't give me shit for it, it could happen again.

Okay, just gotta throw it out right here right now.
I'm loving the everlivin FUCK out of UT3 for PS3. Its fast, frantic, and all sorts of "hell yeah I just popped that mofo's head like a zit."
You'll know more when I do, probably by the weekend
Snoogins
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To all that have helped with this site so far this year, I give thanks!

To Joel Bolyard: Thank you sir for the level head and the shared sense of vision. Damn, we're on the right path now, aren't we? Good luck on the GRE later this year, and let's see where we can take this in the meanwhile.

To Chris Anderson: Thank you for the amazing work getting the site up and keeping it running smoothly!

Get news from New Line about "The Hobbit", plus more casting than you can shake a dead rat at! Dig it!

R.O.U.S.'s?

I mean really how often do you find a rat that could eat your cat?

This is becoming somewhat of a regular feature here at the old DG, so I will once again bring you some snazzy ass posters for movies you might find interesting, as well as my comments on them. Let's start on a high note!

Okay, film fans. This one is going to piss you off to extremes you haven't felt since they announced there was going to be a Dragon Ball Z movie in the first place. It seems that James Wong is out to bludgeon us with a frozen shit-sicle and hope we remain to stupified to notice that his movie sucks more than Dice Rules. Ready for some major suckage? Here ya go!

Hey, Dorks. We got a new DORKcast up today! Have a listen and enjoy it!

We here at Dorkgasm have been moving quickly this morning, struggling to get this for you before they disappear from the interwebs. There's a few new teaser posters available for The Dark Knight, and we're happy to show them for your viewing pleasure!