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I'm a fan of Justin Lin and really hope that he can do something interesting with these characters. The song, for those curious, is "We are Rock Stars" by Does it Offend You, Yeah? They are on tour with Nine Inch Nails, so check 'em out even if you don't like Vin Diesel.

Yeah, uh... I'm not so sure about this one. It looks like Constantine 2 crossed with Hitman and multiplied by the funky bunch... Toss in the fact that it is from the guy that directed the remake of The Omen, and... Let's just say none of this has me too excited, but I'll let you judge for yourself.

Ah, Rockhead's. If you live in the Kenosha area, no other name is as synonymous with comics and gaming as this one. Back when I was a wee lad just out of the whelping box, I remember when the comic store moved in just across from the Aladdin's Castle arcade in the Market Square complex. Finally! A place where I could get all of my comics in one shot instead of going to all of the other retail stores in town. Yes sir, twenty years ago, I got my first taste of the true comic book store. Now, other comic book stores came and went in this town, but Rockhead's always remained there. Sure, it moved around to a couple different places, but it pretty much remained the same. So, I thought it would be fitting for me to drop in and show my support for the store that gave me my lifeblood for so long ago. So myself and my buddies Randy and Jimmy grabbed some Chinese food and went down to get our comic party on.

I do not know what I expected, but I never expected what I saw.

No go watch the WATCHMEN trailer again!

            As you may have noticed, this is my first article is about two months. After my self-imposed exile from the hallowed halls of Dorkgasm, my first step was to renew my professional contacts. First off the bat was a call to James Zahn, the multi-hyphenate auteur behind the Death Walks the Streets multimedia brand. You may remember from an article by our own Hearstian editor Michael Reidlinger in regards to Zahn's presence at this years Chicago Wizard World. Well, it turns out that big events are in store for one of the most eagerly awaited franchises in film. Yes, sir, big things.