Dorkgasm Gonzo Is God

Day Late and A Dollar
By
Michael C. Riedlinger
Editor-In-Chief

            I remember, as I’m sure many of you do, the power and glory of The X-Files in its hey-day. Scully was hot, Mulder was cool, and you could cut the sexual tension with an alien anal probe. The stories were all weirder than anything on TV short of Jerry Springer’s talk show, and we couldn’t wait for the next bizarre piece of evidence to slip through their fingers. Now, the only thing slipping is the franchise, and there’s probably a reason it took so long to convince anyone to make The X-Files: I Want to Believe.

That's right cats and kittens, the ability to chit-chat, troll, and generally be a dick to your fellow human being is now available in DORKGASM form. As we continue to upgrade and redesign the site, you'll be able to bitch about it on the boards. Click here, or see the "Forums" link in the main menu. Enjoy! Gonzo is God, Michael Editor-In-Chief

Why So Serious?
By
Michael C. Riedlinger
Editor-In-Chief

            At their heart, Batman stories are morality tales. Sure, they are about a guy who dresses up in funny pants to beat up other people in funnier pants, but at the core, these are stories about the ambiguity of good and evil. The best of these have always focused on the relationship between the Joker, a force of pure chaos, and Batman, a symbol of hope in the darkest of times. Christopher Nolan has captured this dynamic in a way that outclasses any attempts by his predecessors. The Dark Knight is one of those rare films that manages to combine a well written script, technical mastery, and phenomenal performances into a cinematic masterpiece.

Holy crap holy crap holy crap holy crap!!!! I can't believe it, but it looks like Zack Snyder has actually done it... Tape your jaw shut now, because you're going to have a hard time shutting it after you see this!

My reaction to the teaser for this was rather poor. It didn't look interesting, and I worried it was simply going to rip off the style of Robert Rodriguez' Sin City. This newest trailer proves that wrong, and made me wet my little dorky pants!!! Pull out the kleenex, boys and girls, and watch this little gem now!