Dorkgasm Gonzo Is God

Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, Cocksucker, Motherfucker and Tits
By
Michael C. Riedlinger
Editor-In-Chief

            The world is a sadder fucking place now that George Carlin, 71 year-old comedic pioneer, is dead. That's right folks, take him out of your rolodex, or better yet, delete him from your email lists. Shit, who am I kidding? The fact is, George knew he was getting on in years, and he'd be pissed if any of you motherfuckers shed a tear for him. Raise a glass in his name next time you're at a bar and sing his praises.