Dorkgasm Gonzo Is God

            I suppose I might have more to complain about the latest installment of Walden Media’s Narnia series, but I really don’t. So they skip a book or two in the chronology, who cares? I haven’t actually read them! I was more of a Tolkien reader as a kid. So the story is really a Jesus allegory, didn’t we already know that? No, the one element of The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian that bugged me was that it felt like the cast of villains from Elizabeth: The Golden Age had been kidnapped and implanted in New Zealand.