Dorkgasm Gonzo Is God

            The Oscars are done and gone, and thus begins the season of big-budget one-offs from the major studios. The first is a fantastical hero epic, 10,000 B.C. from Roland Emmerich (Stargate, Godzilla, Independence Day). As a director, Emmerich has been almost as successful as Michael Bay at bringing us beautiful action/adventure blockbusters. That is exactly what this film is, so expect little more.

            I'm sure by now we've all seen the trailer. Superhero Movie is coming soon to a theater near you. Also in theaters, is Will Ferrell plays a totally obnoxious jackass with a profession of some kind part 180, the sequel's sequel's sequel's sequel's sequel's sequel's sequel, yadda yadda WHAT THE FUCK????