Dorkgasm Gonzo Is God

"Allow me to plaster on a fake smile and plow through this shit one more time..."--Bill Hicks

"Same as it ever was, same as it ever was, same as it ever was, same as it ever was..."--Talking Heads

HEY STUPID---Remember that movie you saw six months ago?

This trailer has been floating around for months, but I'm just seeing it now... I know, pathetic, but this film, mark my words, will be HUGE!!!!

DAMN!!! Now that's sexy!!! What is it? It's an image from what I am predicting will be THE blockbuster of the entire summer!!!

That's right! Heard it here first! Keep your eyes open for the Trailer Park section to get a whole lot cooler VERY soon!