Dorkgasm Gonzo Is God

            When approached with the idea of writing something for Dorkgasm, I tossed around many ideas, ideas such as, my deep hatred of the Underworld Series or maybe even Electra. But those will have to be saved for another day, as today one of my greatest and most powerful pet peeves reared its ugly head. Consequently, I had no choice but to address it, as the blinding rage that it induces will push all other coherent and civilized thought out of my brain.