Dorkgasm Gonzo Is God

Wow, another year over. In my own humble and psychotic opinion, there has never been a year that has kicked me in the balls so much as 2007 did.

Just read Mike's little post, and I gotta say I'm quite beefed thinking about the fun that 2008 is going to bring all of us here at Dorkgasm. Granted, yours truly is still kind of on the outside looking in, but I aim to change all of that shit with 2008.

So that's over... What a year, huh?

I wanted to take a moment to let you all know what's on the horizon here at Dorkgasm for 2008.

We will not publish a VILLAIN OF THE WEEK this week (1/4/08) because next week we are publishing VILLAIN OF THE YEAR 2007, and boy is it a doozy. Some of you have said we are the Drudge Report or Dork Culture. Just wait till next week and you'll see how true that is! Fuck the fans? All I can say is: WE ARE THE FANS!

Why so serious?