Dorkgasm Gonzo Is God

            Hard-news magazines need to back the fuck off my Cheerios. This week, Newsweek Magazine, the august publication from The Washington Post, ran a feature they called “Fall Previews”. Pretty standard for People or Entertainment Weekly, but I doubt Newsweek had any reason to print this beyond filling up their page count. The proof is in the pudding.

As soon as the 21st Century started, I immediately began to feel cheated. Where was my robot servant? Where was my street samurai wetware? Where was my flying car?

Here:

Moller International has yet to establish which US agency - the Federal Aviation Administration or the Department of Transport - will authorise its use.

Please! You're making a German spectacle of yourself.

I apologize for the lack of quote yesterday, but my internet was down nearly all day.

~Ken!

Chino is a Fucking Beef Bus
by

Valerie Douglas

i don't capatilize shit. i don't do this on purpose, i do this because i am lazy and never figured out the "right way" to type. i still hunt and peck, but at blinding speed! our dork-in-chief gets rather annoyed by this, but, dammit, it's my quirk and i'll use it for all it's quirky goodness. be happy i spellcheck myself and included punctuation, ya greedy baaa-stards.

and just to make this somewhat dorkish, if you haven't come across it in a hunt for info on 1-18-08/Cloverfield, stop by and check out slusho! if for no other reason than the catchy beat.

         Who Says Smoking People is Bad for You?

By

Valerie Douglas

If these scientists are even close to correct, we are about to experience a slight deviation from Moore's Law:

IBM on Thursday announced two major breakthroughs in nanotechnology that could increase computers' data storage capacity by a factor of 1,000 and decrease the size of computer chips to no larger than a speck of dust.