Dorkgasm Gonzo Is God

Scary Flopper and an Order of Chips

By

Joel Bolyard

My mind is whirring so quickly I don't even know where to begin. One thought that punches its way through the wash of irritation with crystal clarity is that Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix should never be touted with, "You've read the book, now see the movie". To employ this overused tagline would do a great injustice to the written work, and would undoubtedly cause aggravation to those whom it actually applies. I can honestly say that, if you've read the book, you'll hate the movie.