Dorkgasm Gonzo Is God

            This week there was a large brouhaha with Ellen DeGeneres and her inability to read. To keep it short, she and her ‘partner’ adopted a dog from a rescue organization. They signed a contract at that time which stated if they could not keep the dog, they must return it to the rescue. Period. Ellen chose not to do this.

Okay, Dorks. It's been a little bit of time passage since my last TJI post, so we have a lot of shit to cover. So, without further ado, here we go!