Dorkgasm Gonzo Is God

Many of you who are familiar with Death Walks The Streets probably know this already, but we here at Dorkgasm wanted to wait to post something until we had a clearer look at the whole picture. Boy, did we find a muddy picture, though.

OKay, so this one looks pretty bad-ass for a period piece.
Two women, hot sisters no less, fight over a king and change the world in the process...

I can dig it!

So, folks. Here we are at the beginning of a new year, and I thought it would be prudent to let you know what's coming soon from me!

-- An ungodly huge review of Blade Runner: The Collector's Edition. This set contains five different versions of Blade Runner, plus a feature length documentary Dangerous Days and a whole shitload of extras, including massive commentaries. The jewel of the collection, however, is the pre-release workprint version of the film which has never been seen for over twenty years!

The stuff I haven't finished and 2 new things to review.

The rest of ICFLM.

The 2 shitty films from 8 Films to Drink during.

My impressions of the Golden Compass.

Reviews of both AVP:R and National Treasure 2.

Yes my writing funk is at an end. No you can't give me shit for it, it could happen again.

            There are movies that, when you watch them, just make you feel great. Movies that erase any tension that you feel in life and just make you feel hopeful that humanity is not the pieces of crap you think they are at every other turn in life. Love Actually is one of those movies.

            Let me start this review out in a typically sacrilegious fashion. Fuck Miracle On 34th Street. Fuck It’s A Wonderful Life. Hell, fuck even the venerated A Christmas Carol. These stories are imposters dressed in Santa-colored Glad bags. The Stupidest Angel, I say with no humor in my voice, is the Best. Christmas. Story. Ever. Period.

Okay, just gotta throw it out right here right now.
I'm loving the everlivin FUCK out of UT3 for PS3. Its fast, frantic, and all sorts of "hell yeah I just popped that mofo's head like a zit."
You'll know more when I do, probably by the weekend
Snoogins
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