Dorkgasm Gonzo Is God

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Gonzo is God,
Michael
Editor-In-Chief

            At their heart, Batman stories are morality tales. Sure, they are about a guy who dresses up in funny pants to beat up other people in funnier pants, but at the core, these are stories about the ambiguity of good and evil. The best of these have always focused on the relationship between the Joker, a force of pure chaos, and Batman, a symbol of hope in the darkest of times. Christopher Nolan has captured this dynamic in a way that outclasses any attempts by his predecessors. The Dark Knight is one of those rare films that manages to combine a well written script, technical mastery, and phenomenal performances into a cinematic masterpiece.

Holy crap holy crap holy crap holy crap!!!! I can't believe it, but it looks like Zack Snyder has actually done it...
Tape your jaw shut now, because you're going to have a hard time shutting it after you see this!

My reaction to the teaser for this was rather poor. It didn't look interesting, and I worried it was simply going to rip off the style of Robert Rodriguez' Sin City. This newest trailer proves that wrong, and made me wet my little dorky pants!!! Pull out the kleenex, boys and girls, and watch this little gem now!

Holy crap! The trailers that debut this week are AMAZING! First up, Batman himself, Christian Bale, saves humanity from *)(^)*&(%^%*(_100101101001010100101010010010010100001010101010100010101010
SKYNET SAYS: JUST WATCH IT...

            When I walked into the theater to see Hellboy II: The Golden Army, I wasn’t surprised that half the crowd wasn’t dorks. Since Pan’s Labyrinth, Guillermo del Toro has become something of a household name, no longer simply the director-du-jour of fan boys everywhere. Indeed, the tenor of the script and the visual work in this film simply scream the director’s name. Beyond crowning Del Toro as an auteur, this is a comic book movie, and I was really hoping to see something that could hold its own sandwiched between Iron Man and The Dark Knight. I was not disappointed, by any means.